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By Pika. Currently abandoned.
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 07:26 PM
Welp. This is a Thing.
Greetings, anyone who happens to be here.
Is this some sort of afterlife group chat? Or?
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 07:28 PM
Hey wassup, idk about afterlife, let me know if you see Terry, then i might be able to confirm if this is the afterlife
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 07:28 PM
Who?
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 07:28 PM
Terry, kinda opaque made of lines
Counts the souls who enter the afterlife
Kinda a prick
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 07:29 PM
Well, if they counted me, I sure didn't see them.
Maybe it's why I'm still in the mortal realm. Some asshat line spirit forgot to count me in.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 07:31 PM
Naw he's too much of a stickler for rules to be lazy
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 07:31 PM
Welp, I guess I slipped though the cracks.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 07:32 PM
That or ur not dead dead
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 07:32 PM
Oh, I'm pretty sure I'm dead.
Seeing as I'm a ghost and all.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 07:33 PM
Hmm, must be in the wrong universe then, sorry it's hard to keep track
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 07:33 PM
Ah, totally fine.
So this is an interdimensional thing? Neat.
I know there's a multiverse here, plus my original world which I'm 65% sure doesn't exist in this particular multiverse.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 07:34 PM
Sometimes interdeminsional, seen a few achronal scenarios
Here's hoping there are no local psychopomps/spiritual predators lurking about
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 07:35 PM
If there are, nobody's told me about 'em.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 07:35 PM
Eh, some like to keep their privacy...or some are so obiqutous that no one says anything about them
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 07:36 PM
Well, if one comes after me, I'm sure the extended absence will make it quite obvious what happened.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 07:37 PM
Yeah here's hoping that isnt the case
...wanna go haunt a mansion to drive the property value down?
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 07:38 PM
Hmm...
Tempting.
I was honestly considering starting a thread on PHO asking if anyone in the Bay wanted ghostly favors done or something, but the mansion thing is tempting.
The problem would be finding one that isn't already taken.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 07:40 PM
Well always safe to look at the outskirts
I'd say stay away from the new wave since their prolly already haunted
Fluer and all
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 07:42 PM
Point.
I might start that PHO thread, just for kicks if nothing else.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 07:43 PM
PHO thread, i'm literally dead AMA
Welp the local library gunna get haunted then
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 07:44 PM
if you wanna antagonize people as a poltergeist, id start with max anders
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 07:44 PM
Ha! I'm tempted.
Author icon Malaki ↩️
Reply to: PHO thread, i'm literally dead AMA
Hmm... Also a good idea.
Author icon Old Secret ↩️
Reply to: if you wanna antagonize people as a poltergeist, id start with max anders
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 07:45 PM
Eh, but he doesnt live in a mansion, plus i'm sure he's already haunted by all the minorities he killed
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 07:45 PM
i mean, from the sound of it, spook here's able to potentially yeet expensive vases at his head
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 07:46 PM
I'm not exactly that good at poltergeist-ing yet, fyi. I need a luigi board to actually talk to people. Makes board game night absolute hell.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 07:46 PM
rip
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 07:46 PM
Might need to squeaze himself into an overful schedule
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 07:46 PM
Tipping over expensive vases is something I can do, though.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 07:46 PM
hm... fucking with wires is an idea, too
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 07:46 PM
Ah, the old classic.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 07:46 PM
Maybe try unscrewwing a shandalier he's standing under?
Like that one pokemon episode where ash just straight up dies
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 07:47 PM
Know where to find a ghost screwdriver?
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 07:47 PM
Nails?
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 07:47 PM
I keep 'em short.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 07:48 PM
honestly, just shoving a fishbowl off its perch then fucking with some wires or dropping something sharp on a plugged in cord is an idea
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 07:48 PM
Ooh mess with the fused plugs in his house then cause an electrical fire
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 07:49 PM
I'll look around the Medhall building and see if I can find his office.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 07:49 PM
its probably round the top
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 07:49 PM
Man this is like trying to be final destination
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 07:51 PM
Here it is.
And so's the man himself.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 07:52 PM
Oh, could mess with his house's temp making it unbaribly hot, by making the thermostat and temp sensors in his furnace cold
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 07:52 PM
...are you able to kick him in the penis
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 07:53 PM
Ah, yep, I see the thermostat.
I can try.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 07:53 PM
go for it
nutshot
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 07:53 PM
Foot phased through. Dammit!
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 07:53 PM
Chilly dick
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 07:53 PM
haha his balls are frozen
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 07:53 PM
He does look like he felt something, though.
I'll try again.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 07:53 PM
'what parahuman ability is targeting my penis'
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 07:54 PM
Put more anger at the rich into it
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 07:54 PM
Fuck! Capitalism!
Oh yeah, he felt that one.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 07:54 PM
lol
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 07:54 PM
Yeah, cant just be calm when trying to haunt a racist
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 07:55 PM
Ooh, I see some sort of expensive crystal trophy from something or other.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 07:55 PM
fuel your throw by hatred of nazis, capitalism, and politics since im p sure this guy uses all 3
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 07:56 PM
Man, this is reminding me of Scoobie Doo, and how during the scrappy doo era they era had only shag and daph at the time and goddamn did i ship it
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 07:58 PM
Woo, that trophy had some pretty good airtime.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 07:58 PM
lol
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 07:58 PM
That must've been three of four feet before it hit the floor.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 07:58 PM
Nice where'd it land?
Did it also crack the floor?
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 07:59 PM
Right in front of his desk.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 07:59 PM
Noice
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 07:59 PM
Oh yeah, that motherfucker shattered.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:04 PM
Aight, anyways time to find a good haunting grounds
Needs to be rich, possibly E88 related [that's just a bonus honestly], but most importantly old
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:06 PM
Dunno if there's any old mansions around, I'll have to look.
I mean, I do have an apartment, to be fair.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:07 PM
Old in the US is at least a 100years, shouldnt be too hard (edited)
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Pika 27-Feb-21 08:07 PM
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:08 PM
welp
you have achievements
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:08 PM
Being a ghost comes with achievements? Heck yeah!
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:08 PM
which implies rewards from achievements
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:08 PM
It, in fact, does.
Lemme relay them.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:08 PM
Or just a way to keep progress
Oh
Neat
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:09 PM
So basically I have a skill tree, by the looks.
Or rather, three skill trees.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:09 PM
skyrim
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:09 PM
Oh neat, which one allows u to effect the world better
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:10 PM
Poltergeist, Haunt, and Contract.
Aren't contracts a bit more... demon-y than ghost-y?
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:11 PM
Contracted spirits are a thing shamans do
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:11 PM
Oh, makes sense.
I have a single skill point to spend.
Which of the three do I spend it on?
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:12 PM
Polt for rn seems good
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:12 PM
hm...
yea polt
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:12 PM
Allows for more fucking arround with the real world
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:12 PM
Polt it is.
I mean, couldn't the other two also do that?
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:12 PM
haunt is more social, as is contract
do you wanna be social
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:13 PM
I mean, I'm still human, just a dead one.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:13 PM
point
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:13 PM
I have friends and stuff.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:13 PM
still, polt could let you write an stuff
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:13 PM
I need to get one of them to roll for me on D&D nights, but we're still friends.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:13 PM
Haunt is a bit more tied to a single place
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:14 PM
Polt it is.
Well, I can affect the physical world a lot better, now.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:14 PM
actually yeah haunt sounds like itd turn you into a genus loci
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:15 PM
I can pick things up! A miracle!
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:15 PM
still phase through stuff just fine?
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:15 PM
Yup.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:15 PM
well, in that case, youre now able to shank a nazi
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:16 PM
Is there a penknife in here or something?
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:16 PM
crystal shards
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:16 PM
Perfect.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:16 PM
time to fuck up kaiser
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:17 PM
Problem. I can't output enough force on them, and now he's panicking.
Nutshots work better than ever, though.
Security's here, but they can't exactly do anything to me.
Nope never mind that's Allfather's ghost
And I'm outie.
I'll be back, you Nazi bastard!
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:18 PM
Welp, could look for Victors house
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:19 PM
well, thats something. allfather is a thing
huh.
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:19 PM
Oh yeah, there's a bunch of ghosts around.
And weird spirit monsters, but I'm damn good at fucking booking it.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:20 PM
ok, we may need to be tactical about this
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:20 PM
I wish I could just. Locate Nazi houses, tho.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:20 PM
i mean.
you can.
we know e88's identities
you could look up their houses, do an arson
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:20 PM
Look for some minority ghosts they might know
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:20 PM
Not Victor's. Oh, that's an idea.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:21 PM
https://worm.fandom.com/wiki/Empire_Eighty-Eight
Empire Eighty-Eight
Empire Eighty-Eight | Worm Wiki | Fandom
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:22 PM
Doesn't look like Victor's name is on there. Damn.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:23 PM
That sucks
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:23 PM
So. What now?
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:23 PM
hm
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:23 PM
Gunna have to ask for directions from minority ghosts then
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:24 PM
Jack fuck.
Ghosts aren't nearly as common as alive people, and the ones I could find had no idea.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:25 PM
Hmm welp time to look up Othalla's place since they live together
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:25 PM
look for a cluster of e88 members as far as housing goes
theyd prolly want to live near 'like minded people' so
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:25 PM
I doubt they live close together (edited)
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:26 PM
I could look for capes and try to follow them home?
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:26 PM
its worth a shot
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:26 PM
Sure go for it
https://youtu.be/OBeVDXx1bIQ
Danny Elfman - Topic
This is Halloween
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:30 PM
Nope nope nope nope nope
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:30 PM
Hmmm?
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:30 PM
Well, I found Victor and Othala's house.
They're just a bit, uh, preoccupied.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:31 PM
They fucking?
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:31 PM
Eeyup.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:31 PM
Daytime rn?
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:31 PM
light a candle, knock it onto a rug
find matches or a lighter first
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:32 PM
Or try independantly making fire magic
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:32 PM
might be a bit beyond 'basic ghost stuff'
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:32 PM
Considering ur a ghost it might work
It's a bit of a stretch yes
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:32 PM
spook's like a level 2 ghost
fire magic is probably like level 5
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:33 PM
Should I grab lighter fluid too?
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:33 PM
somethin i look forward to lighter fluid would be good yeah
could spread it around some, help with the house fire
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:33 PM
Could use the flame from their furnace, most NE HVAC systems are gas
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:33 PM
Yep, they have gas.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:34 PM
Is the heat on?
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:34 PM
Nope, but they have a gas oven.
I'll turn up all the switches on that.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:35 PM
Get some drier lint put it on the heating element in the stoveand maybe get some cloth leading out
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:35 PM
On it.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:36 PM
The less it looks like an accident the more likely their insurance wont cover them
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:36 PM
Ooh, good to know.
Anything else to set up?
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:37 PM
in that case, why not spray lighter fluid on an electrical socket or smth?
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:37 PM
Spray lighter fluid where u can
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:37 PM
Do I see if I can get some petrol out of their cars?
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:37 PM
once you start the fire you'll wanna try to make the car start so you can drive it into their house
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:38 PM
Naw dont mess with that just puncture the gas tank if possible
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:38 PM
oh, good idea
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:38 PM
Also are you british?
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:38 PM
exploding car in the garage and all
chat pls
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:39 PM
I was a Brit in my past life, yeah. How could you tell?
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:39 PM
Americans dont call Gas petrol
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:39 PM
Ah, of course.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:39 PM
say goodbye to old england, welcome to new england lol
now with superpowers
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:39 PM
Not enough tea 0/10
I kid, I don't actually like tea.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:40 PM
No Monarchs 10/10
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:40 PM
boy do we have to introduce you to iced tea then
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:40 PM
Should I carry any of the petrol anywhere? Try to start the car?
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:40 PM
or sweet tea
puncture the gas tank i think
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:40 PM
Mcdonalds sweet tea
Puncture the gas tank yeah
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:41 PM
I'm not strong enough to puncture it wholesale yet, but I can open the gas flap and pull some petrol out that way?
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:41 PM
that works
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:41 PM
Aight so i got 2 songs on standby hellfire, and thru the fire and the flames which one? (edited)
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:41 PM
Ooh, they have some nice alcohol here.
1954 brandy? More like 'It's going to be 1954 degrees in here'.
Splish splash.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:42 PM
hellfire
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:42 PM
The thumping has stopped.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:42 PM
Aight i gotchu fam
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:42 PM
I think I've been noticed.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:43 PM
fire time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaYCjxCbmSA
Segintendo 350
Arthur Brown - Fire (Version TribeTwelve)
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:43 PM
Let this bitch burn
https://youtu.be/U3NoDEu7kpg
MrHJona
The hunchback of notre dame - Hellfire HD
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SFX BOT 27-Feb-21 08:43 PM
*Fwoosh!*
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:43 PM
and now to observe from a distance
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:44 PM
Damn, they ran out before the fire really caught.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:44 PM
rip
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:44 PM
Shame
We'll get em next time
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:46 PM
The fire brigade are here, but the house isn't going to be inhabitable for a while.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:46 PM
Perfect
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:46 PM
nice
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:46 PM
Gotta love Victimless crimes
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:46 PM
You and me both, pal.
Oh hey, I got some replies on the PHO thread.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:47 PM
Hell yeah! Time to meme on them
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:47 PM
heres hoping victor gets in trouble for runnin out naked with a teenager
yes, othala is a teen
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:47 PM
■ Welcome to the Parahumans Online message boards. You are currently logged in, Spook the Spooker You are viewing: • Threads you have replied to • AND Threads that have new replies • OR private message conversations with new replies • Thread OP is displayed. • Ten posts per page • Last ten messages in private message history. • Threads and private messages are ordered chronologically. ■ ♦ Topic: Friendly Ghost Looking to Help! In: Boards ► Places ► America ► Brockton Bay ► Capes Spook the Spooker (Original Poster) (New Member) Posted On Apr 8th 2011: Hello! Need a friendly ghost to help you out? You came to the right place! Just make a request for help, and I'll see what I can do. I'm not omnipotent by any means, but I might as well use the afterlife to do what I can for the current-life. (Showing page 1 of 1) ►xXxstandXupXgurlxXx Replied On Apr 8th 2011: fake and gay ►Tin Mother (Moderator) Replied On Apr 8th 2011: Please keep any roleplaying content to the roleplaying threads. ►Grand High Regent Replied On Apr 8th 2011: Hey, can you fetch me a soda from the fridge? End of Page. 1 ■
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:47 PM
Wait...can you enter Churches?
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:48 PM
ghost, not demon, so heres hopin
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:48 PM
...I cannot.
Welp.
I guess I'm just an unholy spirit, damned eternally.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:48 PM
Might be leaning to malevolent spirit due to.. actions
Ehh fuck god if he cares for nazis
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:48 PM
well, its being directed to the right cause, at least
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:48 PM
Does it count as malevolence if it's committed against Nazis?
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:49 PM
Yes
The intent to cause harm tends to be all that matters
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:49 PM
'thou shalt not kill' and all that, and this is the second and third attempted murder
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:49 PM
Fiar.
Fair*
Heck.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:50 PM
if you wanna balance out the karma there, try and save some folks in the abb slave trade
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:50 PM
Anyways, best responce to PHO is to say that ypu wish you were rping. Death sucks all you can do is fuck with signals a bit and nudge shit
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:50 PM
i mean (edited)
best response is flying under the radar period
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:51 PM
Karma is for the next life not the current one
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:51 PM
this is the next life
who says it wouldnt work
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:51 PM
As in what u get reincarnated as
Also negative karma doesnt balance positive karma, they are mutually exclusive
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:52 PM
i didnt say that and mean the exact system of karma from buddhism or anything man, just the general principle
do good and good happens, do bad and bad happens
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:52 PM
So the bastardized version k
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:53 PM
id rather not have a fight start on a one-off comment man
back to the subject at hand: maybe helpin out folks caught by the abb
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:54 PM
Anyways, might to be able to possess someone who is out of it enough...aka someone high on heroine
Cause hard to do anything about the sex slaves without a body
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:55 PM
true
i mean, could drop bricks on people's heads
then steal keys
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 08:55 PM
I could vibe in ABB territory, sure.
Think 'Grand High Regent' is actually Regent? I could get him a soda.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:56 PM
Hmmm, maybe you might run into so japanese immigrants of a different kind
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:56 PM
grand high regent? possibly, saw something with regent having that pho username
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:57 PM
Chances are that's a bad idea
He is...more broken than any of the undersiders
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 08:57 PM
heartbreaker's kid. we arent actually sure how read in to the whole situation in the bay you are actually
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 08:59 PM
God, he was mentally abused/tortured by his familly so he would be fine with daddy dearest's activities
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:00 PM
I thought he was just abused/tortured in general.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:00 PM
yea
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:00 PM
Well yeah, but sociopathy makes the horrible shit he was doing easier to cope with
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:01 PM
Oh yeah, he was defo fucked up.
But this is just grabbing him a soda.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:01 PM
If ur gunna hang with somebody who had a name change, go for Assault
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:01 PM
you dont have nerves, you ought to be fine
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:01 PM
He was a villian and isnt a prick
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:02 PM
If I knew where Assault was.
So. Soda for Regent, or ABB first?
Nothin' stopping me from leaving right after.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:03 PM
Soda i guess, pleasure before business
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:03 PM
i guess it really depends on where the undersiders loft and abb territory is
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:03 PM
Not too far apart, actually.
Besides, I'm pretty damn fast.
Travel time isn't really an issue for me, as long as I know the start point and end point.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:04 PM
...random question, but was finding the undersiders loft one of the first things you did, or did you just happen to see it before getting chat (edited)
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:04 PM
I found it when I was alive, actually.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:04 PM
shit. what killed you, then?
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:05 PM
When I was 10 or something I ran around looking for Redmond Welding.
It was just Truck-kun both times, dw.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:05 PM
Old abandoned building with a bunch of old shit?
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:05 PM
That's the place.
Yep, I'm here, and there's several Undersiders in the loft.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:06 PM
Perfect for a nice haunting~
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:06 PM
Give Tats a headache.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:06 PM
lol
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:06 PM
Dogs might tip u off (edited)
Oops
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:06 PM
ah yes, the dongs
lol
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:06 PM
*Fridge opens*
My presence is just so irresistible that their dongs will give me away
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:07 PM
clearly
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Alec BOT 27-Feb-21 09:07 PM
"Huh? What was that?"
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:07 PM
Yeet!
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:07 PM
i
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Alec BOT 27-Feb-21 09:07 PM
"Ow!"
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:07 PM
oh my god
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:07 PM
"Ur mum lol"
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:08 PM
" "
Damn, still not audible yet.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:08 PM
you can write it on something, or use fridge magnets
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:08 PM
Might be able with more points in haunt
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:08 PM
He has his laptop open, I'll navigate to the thread I left.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:08 PM
'you're welcome' lol
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:09 PM
Type in the thread, welcome to the afterlife on his account
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:09 PM
just type that in the reply area, dont send it
the 'youre welcome'
smug ghost is better than generic ghost
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:10 PM
►Spook the Spooker (Original Poster) (New Member) Replied On Apr 8th 2011: @Gran High Regent Enjoy the soda, dude. ►Grand High Regent Replied On Apr 8th 2011: What the fuck Do that again End of Page. 1 ■
He has a phone out.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:10 PM
No
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:10 PM
aim for his nose
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:11 PM
Type in PHO no
Not his curcis monkey
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:11 PM
...actually. you could pour soda on his head
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:11 PM
On one hand, villain. On the other hand, free advertising.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:11 PM
From behind
Do it in a way he cant prove
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:12 PM
on the third mutant hand, its funny
and they cant really do much to you
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:12 PM
And on my hand, fuck this one guy in particular
Not as much as Nazis, but u know fuck em
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:13 PM
im not gonna blame regent for being mastered so hard his brain burnt out on top of the grooming
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:13 PM
So. Pour soda from behind? Or the front?
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:13 PM
from above
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:13 PM
Behind
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:13 PM
actually
do they have a ceiling fan
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:14 PM
Yep.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:14 PM
open soda, ceiling fan, max velocity
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:14 PM
Turn that bitch on
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:14 PM
Oh my god
On it
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:14 PM
Kevin McCallister that shit
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:15 PM
I had to sneak it out of the fridge so he didn't notice, but I got it attached.
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Alec BOT 27-Feb-21 09:15 PM
"Fuck!" *Thump*
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:15 PM
lol
soda EVERYWHERE
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:16 PM
Oh yeah, it absolutely went everywhere.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:16 PM
hahahaha
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Lisa BOT 27-Feb-21 09:16 PM
"Alec, are you alright?"
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:16 PM
oh god lisa's here, nice
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Alec BOT 27-Feb-21 09:16 PM
"I'm fine, I just pissed off a ghost."
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Lisa BOT 27-Feb-21 09:16 PM
"..."
"Alec you can't just blame you mess on a ghost."
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:17 PM
we also probably got a lil soda in any bugs coil put around
so that's a plus
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:17 PM
Heyo! Upsides!
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:17 PM
trickster ghost with a side of arson
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Alec BOT 27-Feb-21 09:18 PM
"Ah yes. I tied a soda can to the ceiling fan, opened it, and turned it on, all so I could blame the mess on a ghost."
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Lisa BOT 27-Feb-21 09:18 PM
"Exactly. Now clean it up, I have a killer headache."
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:18 PM
welp. lisa's figured it out
time to see how she reacts
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:19 PM
Flick her hair
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:19 PM
I don't think she did, she sounded sarcastic, there.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:19 PM
well yea, dont let the 'stranger' know you know youre being watched
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:19 PM
Point.
So, since she knows, I guess I have free reign to fuck with her.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:20 PM
hm.
could look through her notes, figure out where coil's located
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:20 PM
She's in the bathroom right now, I could poke around in her room.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:21 PM
that works
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:21 PM
Well, that was easy to find.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:21 PM
nice
she mightve got a headache researching coil earlier
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:22 PM
Seems like it.
So. ABB territory next?
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:23 PM
Put in the notes the date of the next EB attack?
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:23 PM
'endbringers are not human, break spacial laws to protect vital cores, bb = potential leviathan target w/ enough chaos' (edited)
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:24 PM
👉 👉
Done.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:24 PM
nice
now, to fuck with the abb
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:24 PM
On it.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:24 PM
Ahhh, needed that break after our little arson/haunting spree
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:25 PM
Welp. I flew through a bunch of buildings until I found a brothel.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:25 PM
time to start dropping stuff on people
look for someone with a key first
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:25 PM
The time-tested Camera Shy method.
Key l o c a t e d
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:26 PM
i wonder what happens if you punch someone in the head
...you could start a fight like that thonk
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:27 PM
Do it
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:27 PM
*Bonk*
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Unregistered BOT 27-Feb-21 09:27 PM
"What the hell, man? What was that for?"
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:27 PM
lol
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Unregistered BOT 27-Feb-21 09:27 PM
B: "Huh?"
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:27 PM
soon as he turns around, hit him again
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Unregistered BOT 27-Feb-21 09:28 PM
A: "Don't act all surprised, you hit me in the back of the head!"
B: "Why the fuck would I do that. It was probably a rat or something."
A: "..."
A: "Fine. But pull that shit one more time..."
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:29 PM
lol
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:29 PM
>:3
*Bonk*
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Unregistered BOT 27-Feb-21 09:29 PM
A: "Get FUCKED!"
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:29 PM
with great power comes great fucking with people
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:29 PM
Ah, trully trolling is great
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:30 PM
They're brawling now.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:30 PM
lets try to start some more fights
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:30 PM
I was able to swipe the keys off Thug B, so there's that.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:30 PM
...huh you know who u could contract with no guilt/crime possibility attached? Dinah Alcott
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:30 PM
Huh. There's an idea.
Also, I'm p sure these two were the only ones here.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:31 PM
Nice
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:31 PM
in that case, knocking out the winner sounds like a good idea
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:31 PM
Got it.
Brick time.
*Bonk*
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:31 PM
Knock out, kill, same diff
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:32 PM
murder might mean enemy ghosts
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:32 PM
^
Anyway, the guards are out.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:32 PM
time to save the people locked in there
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:32 PM
Time to free some people.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:32 PM
Aight time for some ghostly writing
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:32 PM
Uh... how?
What do I write with?
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:33 PM
Bodily fluids
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:33 PM
just grab one of their phones and type in 'youre free'
dont send
just let it linger on the screen
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:34 PM
Yeah that works too, unless they cant read english
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:34 PM
Sure, one of the goons was stabbed a little, I can use their blood. Though a phone might be a little less... you know.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:34 PM
you come off as less evil spirit-y via cell phone
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:34 PM
Yeah.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:35 PM
https://youtu.be/E8oFiJgsyEc
ostdelta2
Naruto OST 1 - Bad Situation
Aight whatever gets the mission accomplished
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:35 PM
[You're free now, you're welcome ;) -👻 ]
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:36 PM
now to see what the fuck coil's up to
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:37 PM
I'm on my way.
Oh, and I called the PRT in to deal with the ex-brothel. I just rang them and handed the phone to one of the captives.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:37 PM
nice
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:37 PM
Aha, underground base.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:38 PM
Unless there was a parahuman u shoulda called the cops
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:38 PM
ACAB
And I'm a 'parahuman', soooo
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:38 PM
And u dont count ghosts are metahumans since they are no longer fleshbags
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:39 PM
Eh, not like the PRT will know that.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:39 PM
i wonder if you could fuck up coil's power by shoving a hand through hi head
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:39 PM
Just saying chance they wont show up
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:39 PM
i mean
they can call 911 if not
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:39 PM
Yeah i guess
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:40 PM
Aha, here's the bitch.
Hand thru head?
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:40 PM
SO yeah slow hand thru coil's head might fuck with his powers
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:41 PM
if not, poking his brain might get fun effects
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:41 PM
I can feel something, but I don't think I could, like, crush his corona pollentia from the inside or anything.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:41 PM
Can u move it
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:42 PM
I feel like I could do something with more Contract?
But nothing right now.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:42 PM
hm... check if echidna is in there?
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:42 PM
Save that for dinah
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:42 PM
She is not.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:42 PM
ok awesome
next time coil leaves download bonzi buddy on his computer
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:43 PM
Aight knock over something then leave
Ope, never mind (edited)
Bonzi buddy is a better plan
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:45 PM
bonzi buddy and a lot of virus laden porn
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Pika 27-Feb-21 09:46 PM
Image attachment
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:46 PM
oh nice
you can get that contract now
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:47 PM
Oh hey, I got a skill point and a unique skill.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:47 PM
whats the skill, gamer
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:47 PM
Contract then we can go help dinah
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:48 PM
It's like a very, very vague compass to anyone who might need my help.
Contract?
I'd be down for that.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:48 PM
lets see if thisll let you fuck with coil's power
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:48 PM
We gunna help Dinah deal with being the worlds 3rd best precog
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:49 PM
yee, but coil is right there, which means we're in the right timeline
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:49 PM
Hand thru head time.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:49 PM
Eh, chances are contract is benificial to both parties, the name has implications
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:50 PM
in that case, could be making a contract with his shard
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:50 PM
Okay, I stuck my hand in, but I was pushed out.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:50 PM
oh, thats interesting
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:50 PM
Hmm, dont know what that means
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:51 PM
I also know how to make spiritually binding contracts.
If someone breaks the terms, they get bad luck for a while.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:51 PM
oo, fun
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:51 PM
Aight time to make a deal with a little oracle
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:52 PM
i mean
is there any inherent benefit?
and how easy is it from the ghost side of things?
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:52 PM
Nah, it's just a binding agreement.
Seems like I need more upgrades to get to that point.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:52 PM
rip
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:52 PM
Hmmm, so no magical girl dinah then?
Shame
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:52 PM
Not yet.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:53 PM
did you think spook was madoka magica or smth lol
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:53 PM
Or as a familiar
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:53 PM
I mean, I could bind myself to her service, but I could just serve her normally if I wanted to.
So, how do I mess with Coil now?
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:54 PM
Try fucking up the electronics
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:55 PM
no
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:55 PM
On it.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:55 PM
do not
self destruct mechanisms
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:55 PM
Fuck, right.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:55 PM
that can wipe out downtown
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:55 PM
Oh shit right, bomb
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:55 PM
best you can manage right now is annoying coil
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:55 PM
Hmm any pencils nearby?
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:55 PM
either that or killing him and calling tattletale to help with cleanup
might go bad if ghost gets involved tho
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:56 PM
Don't think I'm really strong enough to kill, yet.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:56 PM
K, not sure how to deal...Dinah time i guess
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:56 PM
Also, he might have a dead-man's switch, so unless TT can get here fast enough to disarm whatever that might be...
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:56 PM
point, shit
yeah dinah time
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:57 PM
So. How the fuck do I find her?
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:57 PM
look up the alcott residence
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:57 PM
...Duh.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:57 PM
Find the Mayor
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:57 PM
shes the mayor's niece, lives at a different house
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:57 PM
Okay yeah, they're in the phone book.
I'm omw.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:58 PM
from there, giving her all the resources to out coil may help - either that, or figuring out how to out him properly from her precog
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 09:58 PM
Sounds good to me.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 09:59 PM
hm
fucking with cauldron is an option
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 09:59 PM
Naw stay local rn
When you meet her, Ask what are the odds of the one after her being outed as thomas calvert
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:03 PM
Welp, here she is.
She's on a laptop at the moment.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:04 PM
Perfect
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:04 PM
Oh my god Club Penguin
Club Penguin is alive rn
I'm almost sad to pull her away from it.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:04 PM
oh my god
...does that mean roblox has actually fun kids games rn
if so, best wishes for her
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:05 PM
[Hey Dinah]
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Dinah BOT 27-Feb-21 10:05 PM
"What?"
"0% that you'll respond...? What?"
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:06 PM
oh sick
you're precog immune
you need to slap the simurgh's ass later, just to get a reaction
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:06 PM
[Do you need help w the kidnapping thing? Bc Coil might try to kidnap you in the future]
OH MY GOD
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Dinah BOT 27-Feb-21 10:06 PM
"Huh? What?"
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:07 PM
[A guy named Coil. Thomas Calvert. Tall thin guy in a black bodysuit.]
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:07 PM
'% you'll be captured by coil aka thomas calvert in the future'
she can confirm it via her power
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Dinah BOT 27-Feb-21 10:08 PM
"73.13987788878% chance he kidnaps me in the next month."
"You can help?"
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:08 PM
They dont have a FraMe of refrence for unbound souls... since they already record them along with all other host functions...neat
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:09 PM
[Well, I'm apparently immune to precognition, so your power won't be picking up how much of a difference I'll be able to make.]
[But yeah, I'm here to help.]
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:09 PM
i mean, how different from a soul is a psychic engram
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Dinah BOT 27-Feb-21 10:10 PM
"Can you promise you'll try to help me?"
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:10 PM
Ooh, that's a possible contract.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:10 PM
Shit..yeah you'll try
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:10 PM
so long as she doesnt decide to be a villain or go too wild like that
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:10 PM
(Ugh fuckin lag)
🇫 2
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:10 PM
always leave an out in case of stuff like mastering
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:11 PM
[Sure, as long as you don't go villain or something.]
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Dinah BOT 27-Feb-21 10:11 PM
"Okay."
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:12 PM
Shoulda left out the or something ambiguous rules are bad for contracts mkay
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:12 PM
in this case, its good for us, since we can decide what 'something' is, just in case
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:12 PM
Oh wow. You know my help-compass I just got? That suddenly lit the fuck up. I could probably track Dinah through the entire city, now.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:12 PM
fuck yea
if i recall rightly, dinah's able to interpret specific futures
At Coil's insistence, Dinah also demonstrated the ability to pick out a single timeline and interpret it, which was used to see a future where Crawler did not kill her, Coil, and the Travelers. It allowed them to find a situation where they could escape and then employ it.
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:13 PM
At the cost of a killer fucking headache iirc.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:13 PM
true that
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:13 PM
And knocking her power out for a couple of weeks.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:13 PM
oof
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:13 PM
11.E iirc?
Or was it 11.F?
Anyway.
[If you need help, I should be able to find you. I'm new to this, but I'll do my best.]
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Dinah BOT 27-Feb-21 10:14 PM
"Okay. Thank you."
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:15 PM
'you have a certain # of questions a day before a headache knocks you out of commission - try not to overdo it'
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:15 PM
...what is ur max speed?
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:15 PM
Don't have a max speed, as far as I can tell.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:15 PM
...if you fly fast enough you may be able to time travel
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:15 PM
Awesome
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:16 PM
Tried that. Didn't work.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:16 PM
oof, rip
can you fly through dimensions?
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:16 PM
Metaphysics aint up for it
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:16 PM
Not as far as I can tell.
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It's getting dark. Might head back to my apartment.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:16 PM
simurgh
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:17 PM
Unless u spec into time wraith, but that is a tortured existance (edited)
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:17 PM
i just had a hilarious thought
what if you get an achievement for 1v1-ing the simurgh when you do that
'ok they slapped the simurgh's ass, uh whats the closest achievement to that. lets grab the fighting endbringer one'
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:20 PM
►Spook the Spooker (Original Poster) (New Member) Replied On Apr 8th 2011: Enjoy~ ►Grand High Regent Replied On Apr 8th 2011: :/ Sodaspray.mp4 ►Miraclemic Replied On Apr 8th 2011: Wait. Is this real? ►Aloha Replied On Apr 8th 2011: No, STS and GHR could just be working together on it. End of Page. 1 (Showing page 2 of 2) ►Grand High Regent Replied On Apr 8th 2011: Are you kidding? Mom's already pissed at me for the fact there's soda everywhere. There's no way in hell I'd do this to myself. End of Page. 1, 2 ■
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:20 PM
lol
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:20 PM
Aight, Ziz time, then I'll head home.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:20 PM
lets make that bird freak the fuck out
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:20 PM
Hey, you big feather duster cunt.
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Awake 27-Feb-21 10:21 PM
Dhejdbdjdhdjjf
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:21 PM
...She's kinda hot up close. Is that weird?
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:21 PM
nah
i get where youre comin from there
shes probably designed that way on purpose so culty stuff is easier
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:21 PM
Oh that makes sense.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:21 PM
'evil is sexy' and all that
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:21 PM
She wants the Fallen to JO to her or w/e.
Anyway.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:22 PM
honestly thats probably happened a good amount of times
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:22 PM
*Smack!*
Oh, she's freaking OUT.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:22 PM
https://tenor.com/view/wheeze-laugh-gif-14359545
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Awake 27-Feb-21 10:22 PM
Lmak
Lmao*
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:23 PM
Hah gotteem
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:23 PM
time to go
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:23 PM
She passed through me, but I was pushed away again.
Yep, I'm outie.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:23 PM
i had an idea on what that effect is
power theft
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:23 PM
Huh she has a soul
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:23 PM
One of the ghosts around her just gave me a thumbs-up.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:23 PM
lmao
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Awake 27-Feb-21 10:24 PM
You know, this may trigger a change in pattern if an endbringer in a rest phase got attacked
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:24 PM
Noice
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:24 PM
i mean, its almost certainly happened before
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:24 PM
Wait...before levi it was ziz right?
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:24 PM
She's still damaged from the last fight, by the looks.
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Awake 27-Feb-21 10:24 PM
Ah
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:24 PM
before levi it was ziz in australia yea
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:24 PM
Canberra iirc
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:24 PM
How haunted is she?
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:25 PM
id imagine extremely
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:25 PM
How have they not tried before?
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:25 PM
most powerful ghost
Proper Poltergeist
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:25 PM
...like what, a mini Soul King?
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:25 PM
i dont know what that is but sure
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:26 PM
Bleach, magufin if anything
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Awake 27-Feb-21 10:26 PM
I'd imagine it's more beetlejuice-esque fuckin with people than anime stuff
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:26 PM
idea: cape name is phasmophobia
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Awake 27-Feb-21 10:26 PM
Xhehdbejfnfjdhfj
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:26 PM
straight up rip off the game lol
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:27 PM
Not a bad name, but not technically a cape
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:27 PM
its a technicality, and this could net us an achievement
plus its fun
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Awake 27-Feb-21 10:27 PM
I mean, dc has a hero who's a ghost
Worm is not immune to ghost cape
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:28 PM
Oh yeah, she's haunted as fuck.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:29 PM
moon's haunted shooter
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Pika 27-Feb-21 10:29 PM
Image attachment
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:29 PM
i
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:29 PM
Nice
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:29 PM
👏
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:29 PM
Is Is my power endorsing sexual harassment?
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:29 PM
its endorsing sexual harassment of endbringers
i for one am with your power
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:29 PM
Okay, much better, then.
New skill point!
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:30 PM
i wonder if you'll get another achievement for getting behemoth and leviathan too
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:30 PM
👀
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:30 PM
I mean sexual harrasment aint cool, but eh take what u can get. Also she's the only one with what we'd consider a mind
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:30 PM
So. Where do I spend the skill point?
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:31 PM
i mean, i assume she's as smart as any other shard, just happens to have skill points contract
next skill point should prolly go to haunt to see what that's about
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:31 PM
Polt or contract i guess
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:32 PM
Contract branches out after the initial purchase. It's between 'Basic Possession' and 'Basic Bless/Curse'.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:32 PM
basic bless/curse
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:32 PM
Bless
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:32 PM
i assume its a combo package because same branch
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:33 PM
Poltergeist branches out into 'Increased Strength' and 'Visiblity'. I think the strength one lets me carry more.
Bless/Curse, then?
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:33 PM
yee
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:33 PM
Ye
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:34 PM
Aight.
It's just a bunch of miscellaneous weak blessings and curses.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:35 PM
can they be layered
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:35 PM
I give them as parts of contracts.
Nope.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:35 PM
ah
can you apply any to dinah
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:35 PM
I can.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:35 PM
Aight time to curse the shit outa calvert
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:35 PM
I can't curse him unless he agrees to it, sadly.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:35 PM
im still all for trying to grab his power
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:36 PM
Well...blessing A smol child it is
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:36 PM
Curses are more like punishments for breaking contract clauses and stuff.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:36 PM
damn
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:36 PM
So. What kind of blessing do I give her?
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:36 PM
good luck
either that or reduced headaches
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:37 PM
I can do 'Minor Blessing of Fair Fortune' or 'Minor Blessing of Health', do those work?
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:38 PM
Fair fortune, we dont need her predictions rn honestly
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:38 PM
hm
she may need em tho
health
if you can get a major luck blessing, thatd be a godsend
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:38 PM
And she wouldn't want the headaches either, since they sounded pretty bad.
I could get behind either, tbh.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:38 PM
itd also keep her off coil's radar
or help, at least
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:38 PM
Good luck is the best superpower
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:38 PM
it is
we can swap this out later yea?
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:39 PM
Flip a coin?...wait ghost duh
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:39 PM
otherwise id say just hold off, since this would be a permanent commitment
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:40 PM
I'd be making a second contract with her. The blessing would last as long as the contract was in place.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:40 PM
could you make 2 new contracts with her then?
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:41 PM
Nah, one blessing per person.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:41 PM
damn
'until we agree to end the contract' would be a good clause for the new blessing contract
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:41 PM
Taylor could use a gooh health blessing
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:41 PM
taylor could use a good luck blessing tbh
shes a monster when it comes to surviving
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:42 PM
...yeah
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:42 PM
[Hey Dinah, my power just improved itself. I can give you a small boost to how healthy you are, see if that'll help with the headaches?]
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Dinah BOT 27-Feb-21 10:42 PM
"Ah-! Don't scare me like that!"
"Oh! Yes please!"
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:43 PM
Ghost it's in the job description
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:43 PM
sadly, stuck caspering until future notice
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:45 PM
[So, I'll give you a Minor Blessing of Health, and either of us can call this off any time we like, does that work? Uh, my power needs something in return, though. It doesn't have to be anything big.]
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:45 PM
a button
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:45 PM
Eat all her veggies
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:45 PM
if she agrees to eat her veggies, perfect
popeye it up
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:46 PM
[Maybe you have to eat all your veggies or something?]
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Dinah BOT 27-Feb-21 10:46 PM
"I like veggies, so that's fine by me."
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:46 PM
perfect
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:46 PM
[Perfect!]
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:47 PM
i am thinker
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Dinah BOT 27-Feb-21 10:47 PM
"Oh, my headache is a bit better, now."
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:47 PM
You know what I'm going to say before I say it. I can run away good. Together, we make Joseph Joestar.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:47 PM
lmao
oh my god i just had a thought
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:48 PM
Now...wanna go troll PHo fr fr now
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Dinah BOT 27-Feb-21 10:48 PM
"Goodnight, um... what should I call you?"
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:48 PM
Casper
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:48 PM
phasmophobia? spook? up to you ghosty
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:48 PM
Long words are a bad idea, especially putting fear in there
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:48 PM
I was thinking of just going Spook.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:49 PM
point
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:49 PM
Villianois
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:49 PM
It's fun and whimsical.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:49 PM
yeah, fair
you're one letter away from having a jumpscare mansion
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:49 PM
[Spook.]
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:49 PM
Could also do Spoop
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Dinah BOT 27-Feb-21 10:49 PM
"Okay, good night, Spook."
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:49 PM
[Good night!]
Welp, time to go back to my apartment.
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:50 PM
Aight...time to troll PHO be like did anyone see ziz freak out, yeah i smacked dat ass
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:51 PM
I wish I could take items with me, but alas, no pics.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:51 PM
im tryina think of where leviathan and behemoth would be... mt everest and mariana's trench?
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:51 PM
I think they both move around?
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:51 PM
possibly, i thought that was just when they go off to attack
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:51 PM
So I have no idea where they'd be.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:51 PM
hence prediction software only being good for like minutes or half an hour (edited)
worth checkin out if you dont need sleep
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:52 PM
It's good for a second, anylonger and nope
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Spook BOT 27-Feb-21 10:52 PM
Nah, I do need to sleep. It's weird as hell.
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:52 PM
i mean, armsmaster + dragon were able to predict levi coming to bb
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:53 PM
It's prolly in relation to ur human origin
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Pika 27-Feb-21 10:53 PM
(I'm already getting sleepy, so I might tap out for the night.)
(Gn!)
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Malaki 27-Feb-21 10:53 PM
(Gn)
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 10:54 PM
(gn!)
oh, idea get: you could try to steal mama mathers' power
it is PERFECT for you
im gonna compile a short list of powers you could try to grab
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Limina Idling | Hours 27-Feb-21 11:47 PM
night mama mathers othello othala march jack slash's broadcast uber circus trainwreck crusader barrow coil rune (edited)
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Malaki 28-Feb-21 10:10 AM
Open up a pizzaria on the boarwalk, pies so good it's haunted
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 04:08 PM
Welp, I'm up.
D&D's tonight, which'll be a whole lot more bearable since I can roll the dice myself.
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Lucky_Plucky21 01-Mar-21 04:08 PM
Good
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 04:09 PM
O neat, who you playing with?
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 04:10 PM
Just some buddies of mine. Nobody any of you would recognise.
Oh wait, sometimes a certain Danny Hebert comes, but not super often, so that's something.
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 04:11 PM
...but ur...how is that even going to work?
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 04:11 PM
I've used Ouija boards the last few sessions, mostly.
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 04:11 PM
Wait...u got an in with some dockworker's union people?
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 04:12 PM
Apparently, some of them were part of a D&D group that got together in college.
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 04:13 PM
Huh...i have a horrible idea to do with them
Run a Ghost Ship
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 04:13 PM
I feel like I'd need more Haunting for that kind of thing
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 04:13 PM
Smuggle legal goods past levi
Maybe faze thru shipwrecks
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 04:14 PM
Oh, Leviathan ignores shipping stuff. That market crashed for other reasons.
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 04:14 PM
Nt sure how it'd work
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 04:14 PM
If I get the chance, though, I'd totally run a ghost ship.
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 04:17 PM
It's easy with so many ship corpses...wait would that make you a shipboy/girl? Like from KanColle [Kantai Collection]
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 04:19 PM
Not sure I'd be worthy of the title until my back can unfold into a mobile artillery unit.
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 04:22 PM
Welp, here's hoping u get the honor of becoming a cute anime ship spirit thingy
Also, that DnD game gunna be real interesting now
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 04:23 PM
Oh yeah. Especially if I get some more interesting blessings.
Hey, if I get some cool enough blessings, would I be able to make a really good LARPing company?
I can't make contracts en masse yet, but that's probably later down the line.
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 04:24 PM
Mhm...just dont give them minor luck...maybe minor health, prolly needed for people who work in and around things like the docks
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 04:25 PM
I can only give 5 blessings at a time, at the moment. It sucks ass, but it's going to improve later, so at least there's that.
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 04:27 PM
Aw well
So that leaves what...4 blessings to hand out?
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 04:28 PM
Yep.
And I have a whole day to blow before that, since I'm too legally dead to go to college or my old job
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 04:30 PM
...haunt the college library? For the shits and giggles
Low books of the shelf pushing pencils off the table that kinda stuff
Flicker them there lights for a bit
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 04:32 PM
I would, but the people there are generally decent, and it's already hard enough for them as it is.
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 04:32 PM
...haunt winslow?
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 04:32 PM
Also, I decided to grab all the stuff from yesterday on the PHO thread and put it into a doc for you guys.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XhmlFbcOWQm7Q4XXEojpDo62aNIkhD8r8AmkIoK23kA/edit?usp=sharing
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Pika 01-Mar-21 04:32 PM
Pinned a message.
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 04:32 PM
Ooh, I could defo haunt Winslow.
...It's a Saturday.
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 04:34 PM
Hmmm...wanna haunt the PRT building? Or the cops? Pick ur poison and start makin a mess
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 04:34 PM
The PRT people are just trying to do their jobs, but I could haunt the cops.
ACAB!
Ooh, I just checked the PHO thread and
►Answer Key Replied On Apr 9th 2011: @Spook the Spooker Hey, if you're offering, apparently the Empire are having a rally today. Think you could cause some trouble there?
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 04:36 PM
How did they get this info?
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 04:37 PM
It's public. The E88 want people attending.
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 04:37 PM
Wat
Jesus Worm is hell, even kkk members over hear only announce their gatherings publicly if they wanna start shit
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 04:38 PM
If it weren't for the fact that most of the Empire capes attend the rallies, it would be a prime chance to start some shit.
Oh yeah, Bet is a hellworld.
In saying that, though, I can't exactly get any more dead than I already am.
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 04:39 PM
...so yeah still going for fuckin with the cops
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 04:40 PM
So it's between fucking with the cops and dumping water on Kaiser's head.
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 04:40 PM
The Empire are just... big crouds arent great for hauntings, homes, hospitals, and office buildings tho? Prime haunting grounds
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 04:41 PM
I mean, I guess?
No reason I can't just. Fuck with the Empire on the way there.
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 04:41 PM
Hmmm yeah...man i wish u could cut the tire stems of all the people attending
Then they'd all have flats
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 04:42 PM
Ooh, that's a good idea.
And tire stems are small enough that I could probably mess with 'em easily enough.
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 04:43 PM
Subtle enough that they'd never be the wiser till it's too late
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 04:44 PM
Heck yeah.
And here I was just thinking about dumping bottles of juice or silly string or something over the capes there.
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 04:47 PM
Naw, gotta hit em where it hurts, their followers. Well with a few it's their dignity but removing the mundies from the equasion helps centralize the targets
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 04:47 PM
Sounds good by me.
It's in a few hours, so I'll haunt a police station in the meantime.
See if I can find any evidence of corruption or whatever.
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 04:48 PM
If they say,
Instead of when
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 04:49 PM
By which I meant 'if they haven't hidden it well enough'.
ACAB, after all.
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 04:49 PM
Mhm
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 04:50 PM
Welp, I'm here, time to look through some files.
...And the arrest stats are prominently for minorities. Faaaantastic.
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 04:51 PM
That's not really news
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 04:51 PM
I walked into the bathroom by accident and one of the cops straight up just has an Empire tattoo.
Eh, if I wanna be Cpt Obvious, I can be.
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 04:52 PM
Huh, see if u can find his desk, and spill something sweet/sticky there
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 04:52 PM
On it.
Ooh, better yet, I found something of his in the communal fridge.
A sandwich with excessive mayo. Shortly to be smeared all over his desk.
I feel like I'm in a spy movie, but all I'm really doing is dragging a sandwich across the ground so nobody sees it until it's too late.
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 04:54 PM
Here's hoping he's an active e88 member [most likely], instead of someone who left and hasnt removed his tats yet
Eh he's a cop i dont actually care that much
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 04:55 PM
Welp, I crushed up the sandwich and smeared it all over his desk.
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 04:55 PM
Awsome, now time to dig up dirt the local pigsty (edited)
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 04:56 PM
Already on it.
Ooh, deleting body cam footage, are you? Not if I distract you and then email it all to a burner email first~
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 04:58 PM
Ooh man is this gunna be the mother of all PHO posts, should make a sock account to post this Called ACAB's_Whale
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 04:59 PM
I was actually thinking of posting it on every social media site I could.
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:00 PM
Oh def but for the pho post cant have ur main associated with this very illegal activity
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:00 PM
PHO is mostly about cape stuff. I'll post it there too, of course, but this is going on Facebook and Cheepflik and Tumblr and stuff too.
Oh yeah, defo anonymously.
I'm keeping my involvement a secret for as long as is feasible.
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:02 PM
Need to make sure the cop union cant save their asses by proving the shit this dep was doing was/is very illegal
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:03 PM
Oh yeah, I grabbed security cam footage of them deleting the body cam footage too.
I'm prepared for this.
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:03 PM
Ur like the worlds best investigative journalist
Any OSHA violations in there too?
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:04 PM
And I'll only get better as I get more upgrades.
You bet there are.
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Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:04 PM
deep sigh so it seems like bet police departments are as kkk infested as normal ones
if not moreso, e88 in the bay
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:05 PM
No shit that was canon to normal Worm
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:05 PM
I mean, all I know about OSHA violations are what I've seen in the BDG video, but I can still recognise them when I see 'em.
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:05 PM
Hell they had spies in the PRT
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:05 PM
Welp, it's nearly time to crash a nazi rally.
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Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:05 PM
i knew about the prt spies, but i kinda assumed theyd focus more on the cape side of things i guess
heres hoping someone left some hydrochloric acid near the rafters
blow the roof down on their heads
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:06 PM
Naw we cutting tire stems
More people effected that way
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:06 PM
Yeah, more surreptitious fuckery was the plan.
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Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:06 PM
nice
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:06 PM
Less set up too
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:07 PM
Ah damn, a bunch of them covered their licence plates.
Well, no matter, I can just stick my face through the paper.
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Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:07 PM
that works
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:07 PM
Time to take some notes, baybee!
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Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:08 PM
...do you think hookwolf drives a car
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:08 PM
I like the way you think.
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:08 PM
...i dont think he drove here by himself
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Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:08 PM
point
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:08 PM
Seems like a carpool sitch
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Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:08 PM
my vote: somehow get raw sewage in the trunk
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:08 PM
Yeah, his face is public knowledge. He'd probably let someone else drive him around.
Ooh.
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:09 PM
Stems first
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Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:09 PM
stems then sewage
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:09 PM
I might tail him home, first.
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Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:09 PM
thats an idea
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:09 PM
Maybe he can wake up in sewage.
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Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:09 PM
oooh
you're a genius
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:10 PM
And I'd also put shrimp inside his curtain rails, so they stink the place up.
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Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:10 PM
an evil genius
you're gonna get an island base with lasers and a volcano
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:10 PM
I found a shop that sells stink bombs
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Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:10 PM
when youre done you can set it off in his mouth
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:10 PM
And it'd be haunted too
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Yoooooo
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Hey, should I try to stick my hand in anyone's head while I'm here?
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Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:11 PM
victor, if hes there
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:11 PM
He is. He's making a speech right now, actually.
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Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:12 PM
good idea
rune is an option too
maybe her first
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:12 PM
Prolly will be, this seems like a responce to previous attacks
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:12 PM
Victor just pushed me out.
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Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:12 PM
rip
try othala and rune?
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Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:12 PM
Rune next.
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Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:13 PM
crusader is also On The List
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:13 PM
They prolly on high alert
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Unregistered BOT 01-Mar-21 05:13 PM
OhfuckhowdoIdrivethis
Uh
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Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:13 PM
OH
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:13 PM
Possession
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Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:13 PM
huh.
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:13 PM
Neat
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Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:13 PM
i thought it was power theft or something
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:13 PM
Kill yourself i guess
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Unregistered BOT 01-Mar-21 05:13 PM
Welp. I just dropped a concrete slab on top of Hookwolf.
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Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:14 PM
YEAAAAA
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Unregistered BOT 01-Mar-21 05:14 PM
{What? What's going on?}
{Get the fuck out of my body you [Censored]!}
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:14 PM
Nope, kys rn
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Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:14 PM
you know the american pastime is killin nazis yea rune?
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Unregistered BOT 01-Mar-21 05:15 PM
Don't think she can hear y'all.
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:15 PM
...slash to the inner thigh should do it
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Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:15 PM
ah, prolly good
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Unregistered BOT 01-Mar-21 05:15 PM
Hooks is still alive. Do I want to risk fighting his ghost, or just leave him with a snapped spine?
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Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:15 PM
snapped spine
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:15 PM
Leave him
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Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:15 PM
othala's regen wouldnt take care of that, i wouldnt think
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Unregistered BOT 01-Mar-21 05:15 PM
Oh, speaking of, should I yeet some concrete at her too?
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:15 PM
It might make it worse
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Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:16 PM
yeah
aim for the legs
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Unregistered BOT 01-Mar-21 05:16 PM
"Yeet!"
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SFX BOT 01-Mar-21 05:16 PM
*Crunch*
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Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:16 PM
having her be a wheelchair bound liability is better than dead, cause the prt can get info out of her
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Unregistered BOT 01-Mar-21 05:16 PM
Eugh. Don't like that sound.
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:17 PM
Welp, should prolly bounce b4 they can retaliate somehow
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Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:17 PM
i mean, if they retaliate against rune, good yea?
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Unregistered BOT 01-Mar-21 05:17 PM
{Get out! Get out! Get out!}
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Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:17 PM
unless another ghost drags ya out
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Unregistered BOT 01-Mar-21 05:17 PM
I am holding on by a thread right now.
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Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:18 PM
make her jump at someone, then let go
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Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:18 PM
Think u can break both her arms rn?
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Unregistered BOT 01-Mar-21 05:18 PM
The only other ghosts I see here are normal people, so I think I'll be fine on that front.
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